Sensei Park

O Sensei é um fão (masculino de fã) do SouthPark e por isso, nada melhor que deixar aqui algumas pérolas...sem ser as tipicas...They killed Kenny e afins...

"Cartman: You seem a little irritable Kyle. You got some sand in your vagina?
Kyle: THERE'S NO SAND IN MY VAGINA"

"Cartman: You so much as TOUCH kitty's ass, and I'll put a firecracker in your nutsack and blow your balls all over your pants.
Stan: Jesus, Cartman.
Cartman: Well, I'm just sayn', man, seriously, don't mess with kitty, man."

"Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm big-boned.
Stan: No, Jay Leno's chin is big-boned. You are a big fat ass."

"Cartman: I'm not fat, I'm festively plump."

"Cartman: Kenny’s family is so poor, they had to put their cardboard box up for a second mortgage."

"Cartman: Poor people tend to live in clusters."

"Cartman: The fireman is very magical. Rub his helmet and he spits in your eye."

"Cartman: What kind of side dishes will we be enjoying this evening with our frozen waffles?
[Silence]
Cartman: Am I to understand there will be no side dishes? Oh Jesus, are you fucking kidding me?
Stewart: Hey! We don't say fuck at the table you little asshole!
Cartman: Yeah, we apparently don't say side-dishes either."

Já agora, um dia o Sensei gostava de andar num avião de uma companhia aérea em que a habituais frases do Comandante fosse susbtituidas por algo do estilo:

"Airline Captain: Hello, ladies and gentlemen, this is your captain speaking. If you look out the right side of the aircraft, you can see some interesting shit.

Airline Captain: And over on the left side, there's some interesting shit, too.

Airline Captain: We should be arriving in Los Angeles in about two hours. Until then, we invite you to sit back, relax and enjoy our shitty service."

E agora...Screw you guys...i'm goin' home!